A Thought Vent When my Mind is Spent

It has been a very long time since I have felt this faithful... either that means that I've finally gone insane, or that God is really doing work.

What ever happend to lyrical content?

Helplessness is God's medium by which He choses to work the best with.

When you finally hit the "self publish" button, it comes up with the sign, "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST PUBLISHED A BOOK!" However, they should follow it up with a second sign which says, "...but you're still poor".

I have yet to see when a little chest hair sticking out of a shirt "helps" a look.

Awkward conversation:
1: "It looks like your wife keeps you on a short lease..."
2: "Yeah... and she calls me 'Fido'..."

I think there's something in your tuba... WHAT? No that was NOT a metaphor!

We all want justice as long as it doesn't bother us.

If New Mexico took over the government, would we have "Red or Green" states?

Yes honey, I read the book you told me to read... yes I understood it... YES, that's the book... yes... it is is still covered in plastic wrap.

Luke 1:38