Thoughts from the Deep End... of the Kiddie Pool

We all have our vices and our faults... mine is consuming caffeine before I have to make coherent arguments.

At what point does freedom become inhibiting? Perhaps at the phrase: "All you can eat buffet".

Never flippantly question a(n) angry stubborn crazy woman.

Sometimes you have to chose your battles wisely... like if you want to spend the extra four dollars for the color-safe bleach in your laundry soap.

Just one time, instead of going to war, we should have our three best freestyle rappers battle the other country's and have neutral country like Belgium judge it.

S.C.U.B.A.: Some Come Up Barely Alive

I wonder how much pot was consumed before the idea of edible underwear came into existence...

Lets start a revolution! ...or a movement! ...or a maybe just a really intense game of Yahtzee?