If somehow we could harness the energy of a toddler after given gratuitous amounts of sugar: ENERGY CRISIS SOLVED.
There is NO way that I'm going to let you stick that... ohhhh, that's for construction.... phew.
Man... how did we end up here...?? ...And why is that bouncer calling you "Papi"?
Laundry should be sacred.
Never, under ANY circumstances, consume oatmeal and bananas without a fully functioning bathroom.
No matter how much I monitor the batter of baked goods, somehow, someway, oat-bran will manage to fold itself into the mix.
Mark my words: Texting will kill us all!
Did YOU take my pills again? ...oh... well, then maybe you SHOULD!
If the end of the world comes, what can you do to stop it? (besides hire a team of oil drillers to go into space...)
If your parents do it right, you will hear them even when they are gone.
"Only when the last tree has died and the last river has be poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money."--Cree saying
I miss the days when you could take your problems and flush them down the toilet.
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